Media in the Morning

• CNN doesn't seem to understand that much like 'fetch, Gretchen Mol isn't going to happen [CNN]
• Who is Dannielynn's baby daddy? I'm putting my money on none of the above [Yahoo]
• Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are back? Somehow it's not as fun as I thought it would be [Turtle Power]
• Whitney sells her stuff. No, not for crack. [People]