Media in the Morning

• I hope they just fight it out in a deathmatch. And then the winner has a massive coronary.[People]
• Would you rather be associated with Paris the sluttart or Paris the city? Sometimes it's just lose-lose. [MSNBC]
• One death you will not see on Youtube. [Yahoo]
• Papa Joe begins to lose his stranglehold on one of his cashcows/daughters. [monsters and critics]
• Halle Berry may be pregnant. Or, then again, she might not be. [Hollyscoop]
• SAG hearts Little Miss Sunshine. Who doesn't? [EOnline]
• All those Law & Order marathons pay off for USA. [Reuters]