A case of the Mondays

• Did you hear? We didn't win the Superbowl. And it's either Rexy's fault, or it isn't. [Chicago Tribune has some limited coverage]
• Wondering what happens to all those Bears Superbowl Champions t-shirts? Well, that slap in the face is on it's way to Nigeria or Haiti right now. [Chicagoist]
  
• Do NOT go outside! Don't do it man! It hurts so bad out there! [SunTimes]
• Really, just don't venture outside until Friday, when the MusicBox is showing The Rocky Horror Picture Show just in time for Valentine's Day. [MidnightMadness]
• Headline of the Week: "Fiery objects fall from sky". That, along with the KFed commercial being perhaps one of the best, means that the apocalypse is nigh [ChicagoTribune]