Monday, January 22, 2007
The most perfect day in the history of Chicago...
...is today. There's a little bit of snow on the ground, the sun is shining as much as it can in January, the world looks bright and the Bears are in the Superbowl. The best reason to celebrate, ever, is a Chicago sports team in the big game. However, in your dizzying happiness over Sexy Rexy's amazing interception-free performance, there are a couple of things to avoid. Do not overturn a squad car, don't reference Katrina, and don't shuffle your ass into freezing cold Lake Michigan. It's not worth it man.
"Three rescued from Lake" [ChicagoTribune]
Also, don't induce Labor so your husband can watch the game.