Early Bird Links

• Paris Hilton kissing girls, flashing her junk, smoking joints and tampons. My personal fav is one of her friends covered in a mountain of coke, because I too know the only way to really do blow is off a fat dude's body. [Radar]
• Isaiah Washington is off to some sort of behavioral rehab. Uh, sure. [UsMagazine]
• Aniston pays a visit to Dr. Raj, the man credited with making Ashley Simpson do-able. Anyone have a number for that guy? Not for me, for a... friend.... yeah.... [Socialitelife]
• Oh whew! Ryan Reynolds has an excuse I could totally use. [ICYDK]