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• A fire on Addison that killed 4 people was apparently started by a crazy homeless woman. The woman was questioned after detectives discovered she smelled strongly of smoke. I'm super glad they caught her, but I don't think I've ever encountered a homeless who didn't reek of smoke. [ChiTrib]
  


• Just in time for Monday, the Trib gives us The Most Depressing Article. Ever. Read knowing that it will make you not want to go on till Tuesday. [ChiTrib]



• The perpetual debate of Chicago vs New York pizza will finally be settled once and for all by Rachel Ray. Trust me Rach, you want to stay out of this one. We Chicagoans can't even have a friendly little discussion about this subject without someone being dragged out onto Waveland for a beatdown. [Chicagoist]



• Pretty much everyone was abused by a Catholic Priest. Shocking really, that celibate weirdos in dresses and funny hats could be up to no good. [CNN]



• The clever folks at the SunTimes dub the Dan Ryan the ExSTRESSway. See how they did that, with the word in the word with added meaning. Because its stressful with 1 lane open. Get it? So witty, sooo witty. [SunTimes]



• Del Toro is done. How is it that nothing works at 1520 North Damen? Even hipsters gotta eat! Don't they? [TOC]