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• Rolling Stone details the 25 best moments of South Park, complete with video! #1 is my total favorite as well. And no, it's not the Tom Cruise-R Kelly in the closet, though that was pretty great too. [RollingStone]


• Students are paying companies to find them jobs that don't pay. Maybe stay at Douche State U a couple more semesters there, Susie. [ChiTrib]


• I didn't win the Mega Millions $370 million jackpot, and neither did you. Someone in Jersey and someone in Georgia, however, did win. If it's any consolation, money doesn't buy happiness! Oh wait, yes it does. [CNN]


• Chicago sucks up super mega hard to the Olympic committee. Barrack Obama ("a political rock star"!) and the Art Institute! They're not fucking around. [SunTimes]


• Don't forget to vote in the TOC Eat Out Awards, if only for the stellar name. [TOC]